I saw the Loch Ness Monster
Sitting in a tree
I said “hello”, as I walked by
She said hello to me
Down the road aways
The Purple People Eater stood
I decided to leave the path
And headed through the wood
I slipped on an orange banana peel
And fell onto a rocky shore
A crimson tide swept over me
And I was blue no more
The golden yellow sun appeared
And set my heart on fire
It burned so bright but emitted no light
You could hardly tell it was there
I doused it with the deep dark void
Of a lonely afternoon
Then all turned black; save for the twinkling stars
Till the sun replaced the moon
And with the dawn, the rain did come
The water rose to my throat
I decided to leave this place a
And went looking for a boat
I sailed away to a distant land
That was desolate and bare
The only things that I could see
Were atom bombs falling through the air
I could not stay, I ran away
As fast as I could fly
A cloud passed by and asked me why
“Why not”, was my reply
Then the lightning shattered the sky
It fell onto the ground
A million pieces of white and blue
And I was out of glue
And when the sun shone through
Everything turned hot and red
I escaped through a dark and narrow tunnel
I knew not where it led
I ran into a contradiction
He tried to drag me down
He said ”yes or no”, I said I don’t know
And everything began spinning around
The ground did tremble and shake
The walls came down on me
I thought my life was over
When forgiveness set me free
I found myself at the edge of a road
Standing next to a teddy bear
I asked the bear, “where does this road lead?”
He just said ”try it and see”
There’s just one way to find out,
To get rid of your doubt,
And that’s to try it and see,
And see,
And that’s to try it and see”